Nobody's listening

Q: Plastic or paper?
a: Yes, please.

Q: Would you like to supersize that?
a: Pepsi.

Q: Licence and registration, please?
a: Is something wrong?
Licence and registration, please.
Was I speeding?
Licence and registration, PLEASE.
I’m late for a meeting.
LICENCE and REGISTRATION, please!
This isn’t even my car.

Q: Do you think the Universe is finite or infinite?
a: I don’t know, but I sure am hungry.

Source: WFME's Nobody Is Listening, Part Deux, Words For My Enjoyment.

Now, are you guilty of that? Maybe we should really start opening our heads to the voices coming through our ears, although that may sound freaky.